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This is my bread and it is delicious bread and it is good bread
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toast...BREAD CAN ALSO BE TOASTEDToast is simply bread with a passion. Don't let your bread stray from being what it truly wants to be, let it shine like a bright light bulb. This is why a toaster is my best friend. To be honest, it's my only friend.
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I miss my old friends...I've always had a thing for toast, but...Now that I think about it, I don't have friends anymore. They didn't like how I spent so much time with my bread that I didn't have time for any of them. I guess I'll just make my own friends. A toast to you all...
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honestly, thoughI don't need any other friendsI have all the friends I need, such as...
Soup
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Bread > Friends
Think about it. You can make bread, you can't make friends. Bread will never give you negative feedback or comments. Also, if you don't like bread, you can legally eat them. If you eat a friend, you can face multiple charges of manslaughter, murder, and cannibalism, and friends can put you down, which is something bread will never do.
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I have a friend named Pita. Pita is bread. Pita is fun. Pita will never leave me, though Pita is getting moldy
come to my bread place
Bread Galaxy
The Bread
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Pita once told me a story on how to find my one true love. He explained to me that it isn't all about their looks and outward appearance, it's all about what is inside. That's why when I look for a girlfriend, I try to find a bread that not only looks appealing, but has a really good taste, because you need to find you a girl with taste. After I find she got taste, I need to know that she the real OG and not some lousy knock-off. That's why I found my one true love to be... white bread. She is absolutely stunning because she is everything that I wanted to be, all summed up into one lovely loaf. Without her, I'd never be who I am today. Thank you, white bread, for always being there for me.
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